No, seriously, where the fuck is he. It seems like he just dropped off the face of the earth after he released Crunk Juice back in ’04. Since then, crunk died, and T-Pain took over.
So what’s up with Jon now? Well, supposedly he’s going to release the long awaited solo album Crunk Rock. You know, the one with that single “Snap Yo Fingers” that dropped back in the Summer of 2006. He’s also released a wine collection. Who knew Lil Jon was a wine drinker? I guess Cabernet Sauvignon is a bit harder to put into a Crunk song than Patron. And he’s also purveyor of CRUNK!!! Energy Drink.
Finally, he’s macking on all of Miley Cyrus’ underage friends after receiving her old phone number. What are the chances of that?!
It would appear life is good for Lil Jon. He’s not a businessman he’s a business, man…now check out his business plan.