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Smell Yo Dick

There are no words.

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Geisha: Shit’n on you hoe

I don’t know what it is about Florida, but it seems like all of the dirtiest songs come out of that state.  2 live crew set the fire in the late 80’s, and now we have yet another song to fuel it.  Enjoy.

–Adam C.

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Special edition of Crack(head): Whips

You know you’ve made it to the big leagues when your whip looks like this:

Somewhere, Jacob the Jeweler is laughing.

–Adam C.

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Real Fake Air Force 1’s!

I know, the title is hard to grasp, but they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so behold:

Wow.

Wow.

Just...wow

Just...wow

So many things could be said about these sneakers.  They’re so audacious in their fakery that they’re practically original.  I mean, it pretty much glorifies counterfeiting.  It’s almost ironic to know that the base shoes were authentic, and the pair probably cost a small fortune (hah!) to make.

Custom Air Force 1 High’s, available at Solefood NYC.  Pictures courtesy of KicksonFire.

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Air Sabaku Mid Shinsengumi

It’s time for another edition of Crack!

Um....

Um....

As I was adding links to the blog, I came across this particularly interesting pair of Nikes.  A far cry from the models we typically see in the US, these Japanese sneakers look like the result of a Nike designer strung out shrooms while painting a Vans chukka blindfolded.  I don’t think I’d ever wear them, but to each his (or her) own.

What do you think?

Nike Air Sabaku Mid Shinsengumi, $249.  Available at Waraku.

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